The first 15 minutes after waking up. The first 15 minutes before working out. The first 15 minutes inside the office. The first 15 minutes is the toughest race to break. It’s a drag.
Teletubby 1: Grabe yung nangyari kay Robin Williams, no?
Teletubby 2: Ay oo. Grabe.
Teletubby 1: Ganun din yung nangyari sa anak ni Rick Warren. Si Rick Warren gud, Lay?
Teletubby 3: Yung classmate mo?
Teletubby 1: Oo…ay, hinde! Yung anak niya na nag-suicide rin?
Teletubby 2: Ahh…yung writer nung ano…ano nga ba yon? All Purpose Driven Life?
Teletubby 1: Oo…ay, hinde…anong “ALL PURPOSE…”?!
SP1: Wow! Tuscany for two.
SP2: That would be “Vera” and “Daye”.
SP3: But “Prima” can come along if she wants to.
SP4: Forget Prima. Invite “Dik-Dik” instead.
SP5: Who’s Dik-Dik?…
Twenty Butterfly Sit-ups! I have never done Butterfly Sit-ups before because by the looks of it – I surmised it might just kill me. So you can imagine how mortified I was when it’s time to do the deed.
Surprisingly (at dahil na rin nadyahe ako sa mga 50+ years old women doing the sit-ups na walang ka-effort effort), I managed to pull it off din naman: “12…13…14..” Okay pa.
Pucha…Pang ilan na ba? Ang sakit na ng abs ko!
Naman! The most handsome coach sa gym is approaching me. Nakangiti pa man din si pogi. “Maám! Pang-ilan na?” tanong niya. Nanlaki ang mga mata ko at buong puwersa ko inangat ang naninigas kong katawan.
“PARA SA IYO – TWENTYYYY!!!”
That Kenny Rogers song: “Lady, I’m your knight in shining armour and I love you”…so cheesy…then you get to the chorus part and you feel like grabbing someone by the hips and hold it close to yours.
Just admit it for chrissakes.
What does “In an open relationship” mean? Does this mean you are presently involved in a non-committal relationship? And how does choosing this relationship “status” work for you?
Teletubby 1: Grabe. Tama ka. Ang sarap ng Bread and Butter Pudding sa Marco,
Teletubby 2: Dun ako nakatikim nun. First time. Unforgettable.
Teletubby 1: Kaya ko rin ubusin yung isang lanyera ng leche flan sa Merco. Parang P250 to P300 plus pero ang sarap-sarap na,
Teletubby 2: Siyempre Marco kaya masarap.
Teletubby 1: Sa MERCO.…
Teletubby 2: Sa MARCO nga.
Teletubby 1: Sa MERCO!
Teletubby 2: Hinde ba MARCO POLO pinag-uusapan natin?